The last chicken on the shelf
an act where a male pulls his p-n-s so high his scr-t-m looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
never perform the last chicken on the shelf at weddings, funerals or childrens parties…
someone who is the last person yew would even ever consider going out with
sally:how about alan? would yew go out with alan?
lene:omg thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
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