Flab Stab
the flab stab is the mistaken thrusting of your p-n-s into the folds of flesh in a larger girl’s thighs or b-ttocks rather than into her v-g-n-. this typically only occurs at the moment of initial penetration, and hopefully only occurs when one is quite drunk.
“dude, i’m embarr-ssed to say it but i took brenda home last night and while i was trying to pork that fat sl-t i gave her the flab stab.”
when someone is stabbed in a particularly meaty / fatty region of their body, it is noted as being a “flab stab”. the b-ttocks, abdomen, chest, thighs and underarms are all places which contain a sufficiently high fat percentage to be regions where a “flab stab” is a possibility.
the knife was thrusted into dr. evil’s b-ttocks at high speed, gushing blood and fat outwards. dr. evil slumped to the floor, motionless.
“aha! so even the greatest fall from the flab stab!” said mr. raminov.
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