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  when a woman has br–sts that are just fat. mate!, they are just flab–bs contemperary goth a flab–b is someone who dyes their hair, and pierces miscellaneous body parts such as cartiledge, belly body, p-n-s shaft, and or clint.

• Human Hoopla

  a tradition dating back many weeks with my girlfriend, this wholesome activity requires two naked and willing partic-p-nts. the first of these must lie flat on their back, and must also, for reasons that will beome clear, be male (although an engorged cl-toris may suffice). the second must then leap from an elevated position and […]

• Chodewank

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• rump junkie

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• Flaccid On Impact

  1)to have your manly meat spear fail at the precise moment it is needed. 2)to not be soft, but not hard enough for s-xual intercourse. 3)to lose faith, and to not lose your virginity. this is a pun on the phrase “rolled on impact” brian: yeah, i would have totally pounded her last night, but […]

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