flajingo
it doesn’t have an exact definition. a flajingo can be anything dirty you want it to be.
so yesterday, i went into my room to look at a picture of a flajingo, when i noticed that my flajingo had flajingoed quite quickly. then, my girlfriend walks in and starts whipping out her flajingo all over my flajingo!
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