Flap-Jacking-Off
1. playing ring toss with pancakes (usually ihop variety) and an erect p-n-s.
2. tossing or stacking of pancakes on the p-n-s, esp. to see how many pancakes are required until organ is covered.
masturbation and/or eating of the pancakes may also occur.
3. having a s-xual partner eat pancakes off of one’s p-n-s. also includes the act of eating said pancakes. maple syrup may or may not be involved.
(also known as “panc-cking”)
“i was flap-jacking-off last night, and made my through 5 ihop shortstacks before i was covered.”
“if you flap jack me off, i’ll give you an old king clancy.”
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