flat bag


engineered by the awesome aussie duo roy and hg on “the dream”, a nightly tv review of each day of the 2000 sydney olympics, were a number of terms describing particular moves by male gymnasts. flat bag refers to the gentle touching of the athletes groin to the ground whilst doing the splits, usually from a handstand position. see also crazy date, battered sav, h-llo boys
yes, and that’s a lovely flat bag by nemov!

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