Flat Chips


flat chips are what people commonly mistake for fried potato. flat chips do not exist.
charlie: hey ramzy, we should make some flat chips.
ramzy: you mean fried potato?
charlie: yes, sorry for mixing that up. flat chips do not exist.
potatoes that are cut flat and then fried. not to be mistaken for fried potato.
charlie: hey ramzy my mum just cooked me flat chips
ramzy: fried potato?
charlie: nah bro ggnore

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