Flatutory Rape
the process of holding one down to fart on them against their will.
i just felt so violated when he sat on top of me and farted. it was pure flatutory rape.
the act of having s-x with a minor while p-ssing gas
guys, did you hear? steve was charged with flatutory rape? they said the stench was so bad that when they came to the scene, the poor girl was dead and the cause of death was the extreme amounts of methane gas in the room.
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