Flecture
1. n lecture where one topic is repeatedly stated in many different ways. this process generally takes 30 minutes, but can last up to 2 hours in length. during which, the speaker’s voice ranges from a high shrill to the lowest whisper. these usually occur at the most inconvenient of times.
1. “ahh i am totally not looking forward to this flecture tonight.”
2. “all i want to do is eat dinner before every restaurant in deland closes, but this flecture wont allow me to do that.”
3. “why the sh-t do we have a flecture right now?”
Read Also:
- Goatse Burn
g–ts- burn occurs after you take a number 2, but you’ve been holding it in for 2-3 days because it’s so big. when you finally get it out, you start to get a burning sensation from your backside, and possibly some bleeding. tom: hey man, remember that t-rd i’ve been holding in for a week? […]
- Goja
word meaning gorgeous or amazing. used when one is over come with joy or very excited about something or finds something/someone particularly beautiful/gorgeous. “what a goja puppy you have!” “why what a goja day this is!” “your looking particularly goja today.” “i love your goja slippers.” can also be chanted “goja goja goja”
- Quaste
the area between the genitals and -n-s; same meaning as grundle put a smile on your quaste.
- Quastole
used in buddhism for enlightenment or just meaning something really cool that was a quastole jump on that skate board.
- bargainista
a woman who can wait out a sale like no other in order to get clothes and shoes at the cheapest price possible. the bargainista visited h&m every week until her sweater dress was reduced 50% before finally purchasing it.