fleshlight alabama hot pocket
just as the name suggests. this masturbatory act consists of performing an alabama hot pocket on a fleshlight. often done because no one wants to be on the receiving end of an alabama hot pocket.
dear diary, i didn’t want to give my bird a uti so i snuck into the bathroom while the family was watching a movie and proceeded to have a fleshlight alabama hot pocket
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