Flight 370
when someone you’re interested in and talking to all of a sudden stops and you have no idea why, or when they stand you up and don’t tell you.
“i was really into mari, but then she boarded flight 370 i guess.”
i was supposed to have coffee with maxx, but i guess he got on flight 370.”
adj. inexplicably lost.
“hey, why are you so late?”
“dude, my keys were totally flight 370. couldn’t find them anywhere.”
the flight i wish you took.
you: “hey anon, what flight should i take?”
me: “malaysia airlines flight 370”
you: “ok, thanks!”
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