flirtmare


a person who turns into this horrendous monster and begins h-tting on everyone and anyone. thrives on making those around them uncomfortable. they are a true tragedy. (see sloptart).
“my god wasn’t leonard such a flirtmare last night?! he was drunkenly sitting in people’s laps and hitting on everyones mom!”

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