Floorsexual
a floors-xual or floorophile is someone whom has a great love of carpet. it was first discovered by a fanfiction writer xxkanpekixx, whom described near (a child detective from note) as a floorophile.
it is often thought that floors-xuals have with their carpet. this however is not true, they have what is called a “flo .” no flooring is harmed during this.
another commonly thought mistake is that they love all flooring. in reality, they only like carpets. floorophiles (and i mean ) hardwood flooring.
they do not like going outside, because of the lack of carpet. and are usually pale with white hair.
they are not related to sheep, though have a very similar appearance. (aka, nose to the ground, curly white hair, short)
“invented” by xxkanpekixx (fanfiction & livejournal) in the story “b-tch stepped on my floor cake” which is currently on-going.
a young white haired boy is laying, face down on the carpet. this is a floors-xual.
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