floppy dolphin
1. n. a floppy dolphin has been administered when an unexpecting sleeper is awakened by a sharp slap from a semi-erect p-n-s. the key is a p-n-s that is not fully erect (which would be the billy club), but erect enough to be meaty. the result is a whipping action that can leave a mark.
andy: was paul angry that you gave him a savage floppy dolphin last night?
nick: yes he was. in fact, paul says he and three others will come when i least expect it to give me a flogging of the dolphins
when your doing a girl or guy from behind and after your done you shoot them in the back of the head.
jeff~ d-mn, the police are looking for me. i floppy dolphined this random sl-t last night.
dave~ your f-cked!
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