Floppy Sombrero
when one stretches excess sack skin over someone’s eyes; similar to an overlarge sombrero that has become floppy.
she wouldn’t leave when we were done, so i hit her with a floppy sombrero. that’ll teach her.
a slang term for an obese woman receiving oral s-x. while you’re chowing down her taco, her nasty fat rolls are more than likely resting on the top of your head, sagging down on either side like a big, floppy sombrero.
(at a party)
craig: “have you guys seen tj? i’m supposed to be giving him a ride home.”
nate: “dude, he is drunk out of his mind. i just saw him walk upstairs with this m-ssive heffer. i’m guessing that she’s going to try to give him the ol’ floppy sombrero.”
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