floridiot

derogatory term used to describe people from florida
go back to florida you f-cking floridiot!
idiots from florida, most likely white trash.
“my grandparents are floridiots, they have 40 plastic pink flamingos on their lawn”
someone born in florida. subject to m-ssive amounts of fluoride in their drinking water, thus making them do r-t-rded stuff and having low iq’s. they are notorious for not knowing how to drive and causing insane amounts of unnecessary traffic accidents. they like to drive 90 miles per hour on the highway riding your b-tt when its foggy as all h-ll out, but when its clear as day they like to drive 10 miles under the speed limit, thus causing m-ssive amounts of unnecessary traffic wasting m-ssive amounts of your time. someone who does not understand what the p-ssing lane is.
look at this dumb floridiot holding up all this traffic, the left lane is the p-ssing lane… let me by!!!!
annoying people from florida (most of the state’s population) which insist on traveling to other places like the mountains or cooler places in order to get away from the heat/humidity of their home state, and quite obviously have every intention of annoying the locals wherever they go. sometimes floridiots move to other places, but eventually they leave thankfully. floridiots can’t drive worth a sh-t but most places reluctantly put up with them during summer months. floridiots are generally not allowed to leave their home state outside of june-august, and if they insist on visiting other places they should quickly spend their money and leave. vehicles with florida license plates should also be avoided on the road.
“what a surprise, the speed limit is 55 but that floridiot went around a mild curve going 20mph.”
any idiot from florida stuck in another state. they are the ones with the florida tags who cut you off on the interstate. also the ones who act like stupid tourists when visiting other cities (like new york) then go back to florida and complain about the stupid tourists clogging up the beaches.
“that guy just cut me off! jerk!”
“easy mom. he doesnt know any better, he’s a floridiot.”
an individual who has previously lived in florida, moved away, and incessantly talks about how florida is vastly better than everywhere else. typically this individual lacks secondary education, or gainful employment, and is parasitic by nature.
james: who is that annoying -sshole?

greg: that’s franks cousin, he’s a floridiot

james: oh, makes sense.
a floridiot is a person who lives in florida and thinks that it is soo freakin cool to live here.
bob is such a floridiot, i can’t believe he tried to stick out the hurricane and now he has nothing left. what a floridiot.

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