Flow-to-bro ratio


how much of a bro someone with a gnarly flow really is. usually measured on a scale of 1-10. a bro who lands himself a 10 would often be considered head of dudes in most scenarios requiring some sort of leadership and would be conidered a bro by everyone. the ratio in written form would be whatever number the bro achieves followed by a “:” and then the word flow. ex. 6:flow
bro 1: dude, that bro has some gnarly locks..

bro 2: i agree but ive talked to him before and his flow-to-bro ratio is only like 4:flow.

bro 1: thats too bad, i thought he would be more of a bro…

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