Flower Bomb
1. giving a girl an -rg-sm
2. a girl -rg-sming
3. a p-ssy exploding of c-m
dude 1: yo man, i gave my girlfriend the “flower bomb”
dude 2: oh good job bro
sending someone flowers to a place he or she will be embarr-ssed to receive them.
on valentine’s day we all chipped in to flowerbomb that fat, squidly guy at work by sending him a dozen roses from “a secret admirer.”
another word for a p-ssy fart
flower bombs do not smell like roses.
the act of sh-tting on ones chest after gently laying flowers across their body
john: ohh genie i love you so much, im gonna do something hot
…time p-sses and he flowerbombs her
genie: ohh john thats too hot, i love u too…mmmmmmmmmm
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