flurch
when you fart and unexpectedly sh-t your pants.
aww man, i flurched yesterday waiting for the john…
the sound that your gut makes when suppressing a fart . can also be used as a verb, to fluch.
i flurched in an exam today and it was so embarr-ssing.
did you just fart?
no, it was only a flurch.
flurching is the process of using your p-n-s to flush the c-m out of a womans v-g-n- after ejaculating.
“.. didn’t want her to get pregnant so i flurched the c-m out..”
a dna splice between flanders and lurch – can be volatile at times.
flurch picked up the phone – “you rang-diddily?”
an all encomp-ssing word to describe anything that you want with that certain sordid hint
thomas was very excited that he would be flurching in scotland for the weekend
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