Flustard/Flattard
(noun): when someone is acting like a complete idiot when they are fl-stered or flattered unexpectedly
fl-stered+r-t-rded=fl-stard
variation:
flattered+r-t-rded=flattard
bob had no idea what to say when that girl complimented him, hes a complete flus-tard
girl: i think your cute
bob:…
girl:whats wrong?
bob: sorry im fl-stard/flattard
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