flutied
dirty, unkempt, a mess completely defying common sense.
d-mn man, have you seen the inside of chris’ car? completely flutied!
drunk and stoned to the point where you’re delusional
i was so flutied, i thought i was so fast i had division 1 speed.
the act of someone droping someone into the ground and then c-nt punting them into the air
ya she was being a b-tch so i flutied her right across the room.
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