FMAO
1) acronym for “f-ck my -ss off”.
2) a combination of the popular internet phrases “fml” and “lmao” which can be used in a variety of contexts.
3) an expression of frustration.
4) an expression used to describe s-xual activities.
“fmao, girl! i got blackout and backed into your brother’s friend’s car last night! fmao!”
“i tried to have a friendly bbq and it turned into a godd-mned sh-t show. fmao!”
“i fmao’d last night… like a boss!”
3 more definitions
although it is an abbreviation that stands for “freezing my -ss off,” fmao can stand for many things, such as “farting my -ss off.”
holy sh-t! i should have worn a coat today, i am fmao!
used to abbreviate freezing my -rs- off – originates from the infamous lmao (laughing my -rs- off) but is used when one is cold.
first used on mysp-ce.com
john: “it’s serioulsy cold today!”
dan: “too right – i’m fmao here!!”
abbreviation used to define; “f-cking my -ss off”, less offessively. commonly mistaken for “freezing my -ss off” but this definition should only be used for instances of extreme cold or icy discomfort. people have also discovered that in times of extreme cold and discomfort that proper use of the abbreviation also seems to heat things up a bit.
andrea: “i’m going to fmao this weekend!”
brian: “i am so going to fmao with her!”
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