fmss
fart my self sleeping
similar to pmsl (p-ss my self laughing)
when the natural occurence of p-ssing wind occurs during sleep
jane: ‘oh my god you should have heard tom last night in bed. he suffers from really bad fmss
diane: yeah my harry sleeps with his b-m sticking out of the bed just in case, every night!
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