FMW
abbreviation of f-ck my wife
1. “dude we need to be up at six tomorrow,”
“aww fmw, i hate my life.”
2. “f-ck my wife! she is nice!”
or f-ck my wife. used literally, or in place of fml.
please fmw.
a revolutionary j-panese wrestling promotion. one of the first promotions with “deathmatches” (extremely violent wrestling matches, usually involving lots of weapons and blood). the promotion closed down shortly after there main star hayabusa (who in my opinion, is the best j-panese wrestler ever) snapped his neck during a match, causing him to get paralyzed (however he gained a little control of his legs years later, so he can walk with the use of a cain).
guy 1: tokyopop released 14 different fmw dvd’s, which one is your favorite?
guy 2: mine is “international slaughterhouse: fmw vs ecw” 2 great promotion’s dishing it out.
short for funnier my way.
person a tells a joke
person b tells the truth, thus ruining the joke
person a says ‘fmw’
“for the mother f-ckin’ win”, meaning something awesome happened.
dude, i got pulled over but talked my way out of an $85 ticket, fmw!!
stands for f— me wasted. the point where you have drank so much alcohol you absolutely must have s-x before you sober.
last night she was so fmw she called every guy in her phone book until she finally got laid.
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