fold yourself
the act of taking one’s hands and, via the thumb and index finger of each hand, gripping the left and right sides of one’s urinary meatus (pee hole) in order to fold their genitalia inside out so that the inner surface of one’s pudendum is turned outward.
jimmy: screw you bobby, go die in a hole!
bobby: i’ll do that as soon as you go fold yourself!
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