Foncart
when your at a concert and the person in front of you farts.
you are at a concert and you fart
does not matter if it is an indoor or outdoor concert you still farted in a enclosed sp-ce…on someone and did not excuse yourself.
-band playing your favourite song-
me: awh man what’s that smell. it is ruining this song for me i can no longer like this song as i will always remember this smell while listening to it.
friend: i think that girl in front of us just did a foncart
or
me: awh sh-t man i just did a foncart
friend: that’s not cool (no longer your friend)
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