Foofe
the very elusive 3 utensil combo. similar to a spork, but including the last of the eating utensil triad (knife). foofe is derived from fork, spoon, and knife combined to form the pinnacle of eating technology.
guy 1: man, i wish there was a utensil to eat without using both of my hands. that way, i could eat and scratch ma’ b-lls at the same time.
guy 2: there is, it’s called a “foofe” you dumb-ss
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