foot bandit


the fantasies of ones s-xual urges towards feet corrupts their mind, thus creating an outburst of uncontrollable l-st s-x for any feet around the being.
i got home, he took off my shoes, and sucked the f-ck out of my toes. at that point i knew he was nothing more than a corrupted foot bandit

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