football weightroom
in high school if youre one the football team, you will probably have weightroom winter training. unfortunately, all these ‘tough’ football players do is stand around like p-ss-es, and get mad at the actual athletes who try to work out and are much stronger than they are.
“hey joe, i f-cking hate this football weightroom.look at that kid over there squatting 405. i could do that, except my jock reputation says i dont have to do it.”
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