an imaginary mythical creature who lives under the bed and in many cultures it is believed by little children that if you put your foot out of the bed blanket/comforter during night time, it may come out and eat your foot, (may be used to frighten children into good behavior).
if you put your foot out of the blanket, the footeater might eat it!
- tapping my shit
irritating or aggravating one another. being annoying and working someone’s nerves the teacher is always tapping my sh-t when he -ssigns homework over the weekend.
any douche who has more than he deserves, yet walks around b-tching about how bad things are for him, like kanye west john is such a kanyaniac. dude has a nice house, nice wife, makes lots of money and still complains about how sh-tty things are for him
- chopped off dick
a sausage on a plate in the fridge that is off and slimey, no one wants to eat it because it looks like a severed sloppy d-ck. did you just eat a chopped off d-ck
at least 60% of the definitions in ud. person: mate, this definition is really unhelpful! other person: what do you expect from urban dictionary? person: …i guess you’re right. other person: aren’t i always? person: no, you’re usually pretty stupid. you mook.
- shop rag
rag used to clean d-ck after f-cking a girl on her period that’s not a hand rag that’s my shop rag