Foreplext
the action of performing foreplay via text message. usually performed pre-s-xting.
example 1:
elise: -m-ssages your back-
harry: ohhh, are you foreplexting with me?
example 2:
james: i’m h-rny, let’s s-xt.
amanda: what, no foreplext first?
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