timelessly brilliant with a nostalgic yet edgy twist and a primordial soul shaking vibe.
the term originated in the 1980s when many night clubs and discotheques began to employ synthetic flooring, as opposed to the cl-ssic wood, which everyone knew made a much better d floor. people reacted bitterly, clinging to the vestiges of wooden flooring that symbolised the last decades of proper dancing in clubs. like apes imprisoned in a concrete jungle, they craved their native wooded climes and the comforting feel of their calloused feet rhythmically pounding the lush forest floor.
the term has now experienced a resurgence in both hipster and mainstream counterculture, proving to be surprisingly versatile.
‘say mohammed, have you seen that gal deirdre? ‘
‘have i ever charles! she is fine on the forest floor!’
‘helga! can you p-ss me that marsupial?’
‘sure thing gunther, here you are on the forest floor’
‘this is the best day of my life on the forest floor!’
someone whose race u can’t determine fo sh-t! -wtf is lekha? -the half korean half indian b-tch -ohhhhh lol weird can never stay online for more than 2 minutes brb….bye!….see ya!
- slippy double dippy
when a man is having v-g-n-l intercourse with a woman and accidentally slips out of the v-g-n-l opening and into the -n-s of the woman, and then back into the v-g-n-. i had a slippy double dippy with my girl last night, but i think she liked it.
- p*n*s marker
after u c-m write your name on your woman’s face with the c-m left on the end of your d-ck i wrote my name in lisa’s face with my p-n-s marker after i came
- guinea pig eating a banana
a small girl taking a huge d-ck that girl was like a guinea pig eating a banana when she gave me head.
- slam-o jam-o
the act of spreading jam on a girls chest before t-tty-f-cking her duuuude, i gave my girl a slam-o jam-o last night, sh-t was tight!