Forgetitis
when your friend always forgets something all the time but you can’t hold it against them
friend #1: “hey jen did you remember that piece of paper i wrote for you?”
friend #2: “d-mn it man no the forget-tis is so real today!”
friend #1:” thats ok i won’t hold it against you or anything…”
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