forknight
i. one of the many examples of illiteracy of the character, charlie kelly, from it’s always sunny in philadelphia. introduced while bantering with the lawyer during the episode “paddy’s pub: home of the original kitten mittons”, this educated pseudo-noun is the perfect interjection into any conversation where some period of time has p-ssed/will have p-ssed.
ii. specifically, a forknight is a period of time that the user defines that makes the plural usage of forknight redundant and thus, by it’s very definition, perfectly acceptable in an illiterate sense.
i.
charlie: “now mind you that here-to-for doc-ment had dry ink on it for at least many forknights.”
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ii. the period of time covered below is equivalent, dependent on the time in a forknight.
“the oj simpson murder trial lasted several forknights before a verdict was reached.”
“the oj simpson murder trial lasted a forknight before a verdict was reached.”
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