fornplay
the act of watching p-rn as form of foreplay before or at the beginning of a s-xual act either alone or with one or more other people; a mix of the words “p-rn” and “foreplay”
example 1:
dude 1: dude, when was the last time you spanked the monkey?
dude 2: last night, but the fornplay took forever!
example 2:
crystal and i’s fornplay last night was on point. we got warmed up to a video of a threesome!
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