fortune cookie-ing


verb. to help someone in a time of need and support them. to give someone cliche advice that would sound like advice received from a fortune cookie. this advice may seem silly but take it seriously, it will help
jose: i don’t know what to do

kat: the heart wants what the heart wants, let it guide you

jose: hah, nice fortune cookie-ing

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