Fossil Pants


1) when pants are worn so low that it makes the wearer look like they have a full diaper on.

2) a really old person’s pants. they are so old that they could be a fossil.
person 1: look tyana at adam’s new fossil pants

person 2: you could make natural gas outta those fossil pants!
when a male is h-rny all the time even after boning a chick

you can also take v–gr- to become fossil pants so you are always good to go
bro you are totally fossil pants
why do you say that
you just f-cked 13 girls and still up

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