fossil water


jocular way of referring to crude oil
jon: what’s with all those big towers in the field there?
don: they’re drilling for fossil water
jon: wtf is that?
don: 100,000,000 years ago there was a swamp here where lots of plants & dinos died — now there’s only fossil water!

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