fowned
a combination of “f-cking owned”
jake: omg you just got fowned
forrest: fowned?
jake: yeah, f-cking owned
f-ckin’+owned=fowned.
“f-ckin’ owned.”
barthamule: you know the word owned right?
alfred: yes. owned as in, someone just totally treated you.
barthamule: yea, well my dad asked me why i don’t say fowned. fowned. like f-ckin’ owned.
alfred: wow that’s awesome. i’m totally gonna use it. barthamule you’ve got little b-lls. d-mn i just fowned you!
barthamule: ohemgee.. you’re lame.
alfred: i love this aim convo so much i’m gonna post it in a mysp-ce bulletin.
barthamule: no. don’t. i don’t feel like being embarr-ssed. i’m not in the mood.
alfred: ohhh, you don’t want anyone else knowing you’ve got tiny b-lls.
barthamule: don’t post it. just say what fowned means. make it look like a dictionary entry. the meaning and place of origin.
alfred: or i’ll just put it on definithing.
-couple seconds later.-
barthamule: no omg it’s already in there!
alfred: bullsh-t!
barthamule: i just looked it up. ohemeffgee.
alfred: sh-take mushrooms. whatever. i’m gonna define it again.
barthamule: don’t use my name. there’s rapists out there. for example use a funny like name like alfred.. or barthamule.
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