swajaculate
when swaggin off, swaggle is the result. it lands on everyone and eventually coats the entire room, becoming the life of the party.
wyatt: look at brandon over there, talkin it up with 7 bangin babes and swaggin off in the corner.
cody: dude i think some swaggle just landed on me (goes and swags on multiple women)
wyatt: wtf!!?! brandon come swagg off on me!!
brandon: no man can swajaculate under pressure, chill out for a minute while i start yankin my swag stick
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