FPD
frozen p-n-s disorder. occurs when running outside on a very cold day, ones p-n-s get extremely cold and changes colors. victims of this disorder experience extreme pain when defrosting their manhood in the shower.
i was running outside in the snow yesterday and got fpd! my d-ck turned white!
f-cks per day.
based upon the internet meme of “look at all the f-cks i give”, the abbreviation is a covert use of expressing your blissful apathy to whatever situation may arise.
boss: ‘you really need to work on improving your performance.’
me: ‘but, i have maintained a 0 fpd since 1980’
boss: ‘fpd?’
me: ‘f-cks per day … i give 0 f-cks per day’
scientific notation for “faps per day”
this new fetish of mine has increased my fpd to 5!
fattty pimpin daddy
f-p-d is cool
fatty pimpin daddy
i am fpd
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