franken

(v) to cast light upon the abuse of power and find humor even in heinous times.
(n) a person of small size but infinite humor.
despite the t-rdblossom’s constant bullying on the playground, little mikey was able to franken the situation by explaining to the other kids that the bully was overcompensating for having a small p-n-s.
the last name of al franken, snl co-creator, writer, comedian, and staunch liberal commentator who currently hosts a talk-show on liberal-leaning talk show network air america radio, based in nyc.

has penchant for catching right-wing liars in thier tracks using their own words to paint right-wing idealogues in a proverbial corner. while being very well researched and doc-mented, republican and right-wing personalities claim that franken is not informed, but have yet to prove him wrong or win any lawsuit against him.

books:
“lies and the lying liars who tell them: a fair and balanced look at the right”

“rush limbaugh is a big fat idiot”
“geez, that dude on cnn just got franken-ed! maybe he should have stopped lying to people sooner than that!”
a combined word meaning genetically engineered or unnaturally produced
most ordinary people want to tell monsanto to take their franken-beets and shove ’em. (example of franken-)
franken- is a prefix used to describe something that is so enormously, scarily, or painfully large that it is of a frankensteinian order of magnitude.

franken- initially appeared as a capitalized prefix but with increasing use has been standardized as lowercase franken-.
noun prefix: omfg how did you ever fit that franken-d-ld- up your -ss!?!

adjective prefix: i’m so franken-hungry i could even eat an entire vat of stinky duck blood tofu.

verb prefix: he just got franken-f-cked so hard by his department chair … without even the courtesy of any k-y.
as in al franken, a true liberal who prefers to question all things conservative and generally gives those things a bad name.
also, a legitimate comic genius who was staple on sat-rday night live during the 80’s and 90’s, finally culminating in the notoriuosly bad movie “stuart saves his family”.
“have you read the new franken book? he ripped ann coulter a new -ss!”

“the stuart smalley character played by al franken committed suicide three months ago. to bad it wasn’t televised and real.”
a prefix indicating that the root word has been artificially grown or constructed or genetically modified, a la dr. frankenstein’s monster.
“when you add ‘franken’ to ‘food’ you get ‘frankenfood’, which is what that hot dog you’re eating is.”

“that’s all right — i’ve got to feed my frankenb–bs.”
a slow dim witted person
my date was a total franken

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