Freckhead
a derogatory term used to insult somebody with an abundance of freckles on their stupid face.
person a (with freckles) “i really like you.” – leans in for kiss.
person b (without freckles) “calm your p-ssions freckhead, i’d rather kiss a prolapse.” – runs away
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