Free Agent Fuck
first s-xual intercourse after ending it with your significant other. done primarily to reaffirm that you are still in the game and a one-time p-ss to engage in guilt-free, no-strings-attached indulgence of your primal desires with someone who would otherwise be socially off-limits.
“my old gal-pal bobbie came over and banged my brains out last night. don’t think she’s looking for a relationship though. she just broke up with her boyfriend. so it was probably her free agent f-ck.”
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