Free Country, USA


a made up land somewhere in america “ruled” by the king of town.
contains a small, upstart land known as strong badia
welcome to free country!
a small rural town in georgia. possibly a suburb of atlanta. internet connaisseurs go down there every few days to get tapes from their friend homestar of what him and his friends in fcusa have been doing. consists of a lake with some wharfs and a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge.
one day, strong bad was finishing up a game of tennis on the moon with his pal the coach z. he won a million to three. “you see, three is clearly a smaller number than a million,” said strong bad. “oh, now i understand,” said the coach z. they flew on a sweet, sweet rainbow bridge back down to free country, usa.

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