FTEW


f-ck the entire world!
when ftw just won’t cut it.
man! everything is going wrong today! ftew
a variant of ftw. it means “for the epic win”. it can be used when something wins by a huge margin.
i think jeopardy is ftew!
for the epic win!!!
five gold stars ftew!!!

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