Freecreditreport.com
a website that offers free credit reports and has awfully catchy commercials.
well i married my dream girl, i married my dream girl
but she didn’t tell me her credit was bad
so now instead of living in a pleasant suburb
we’re living in the bas-m-nt at her mom and dads
though we cant get a loan for a respectable home
just because my girl defaulted on some old credit card
if we’d gone to freecreditreport.com
i’d be a happy bachelor with a dog and a yard
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