when a male m-st-rb-t-s and -j-c-l-t-s. he is freeing the w-ll–s
i was real h-rny, and i went to the bathroom to relieve myself and my girlfriend came in and caught me freeing the w-ll–s.
a dumbance is somone who us dumb as sh-t. in ancient egypt queen cleopatra called all of her servants dumbance’s. especialy her servant courtney. you dumbance, get back here!
- free fondle friday
any friday observed as a day in which guys and girls are voluntarily free to fondle each other. hence the name. typically exercised as shouting “free fondle friday!” before groping your selected target. -girls’ br–sts and -ss-s are free game -guys’ junk and -ss-s are free game -anyone is free to decline dude: “man that […]
- fluttering wind tunnel
when a gay guy farts on another gay guys d-ck during -n-l s-x last night my boyfriend gave me a fluttering wind tunnel
- flypaper site
a website which doesn’t allow you to utilize the “browser” back b-tton to return to the previous web page. “i clicked on the fourth google image result for her, but my browser got trapped on a flypaper site and i couldn’t go back. flash-enabled banner ads were everywhere; it was terrible!”
- manitoba hydro
the manitoba-based power company that is highly unreliable. jared: man, i’m sick and tired of manitoba hydro. george: yeah, they’re so unreliable, i’d want to start my own power company. jared: i’ve had numerous unreliability incidents with them about 5 times!