french chandelier
things you will need:
sprinkles
rammiken
basting agent and applicator
the act of:
1. wash and dry t-st-cl-s
2. gently braise freshly shorn t-st-cl-s with either:
-whipped egg white
-fresh b-tter/margarine
-extra virgin olive oil
-nonstick cooking spray (we recommend pam)
3. immediately transfer moistened b-llsack into a medium
sized rammiken filled with red, white and blue sprinkles.
(inspired by the french national flag)
4. hastily dangle your supremely decorated b-llsack into
the open mouth of your chosen partner.
serves 1-2
colours of sprinkles may vary dependent on country of choice.
it was a common occurence to witness paris routinely engaging in the age old practice of french chandeliers with pierre.
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