French Pressing
(from the kevin pereiran word frenchpressin’)
french pressing (fruh-inch prez-ing)
– verb
1. the act of dropping your beans on the upper lip of your partner.
2. to place your legumes vicariously upon the crest of your partners mouth-hole.
3. the tender s-xual act of the male resting his scrotal satchel upon his partner’s lip.
to press your partner; frenchly.
often mistaken for the term french press.
“yeah, i french pressed the h-ll outta my ol’ lady last night”
“that guy is a serious french presser”
“so, can i french press you tonight sweet heart?”
“my beans were damaged while attempting my french pressing of your mother”
a yet unknown s-xual practice coined by kevin pereira of attack of the show fame that somehow involves coffee.
kevin: why do they sell coffee at the hustler store?
olivia: you don’t wanna know, it ain’t for drinkin’…
kevin: i get it.
olivia: … what’s it for, then?
kevin: french pressing? could be a move, i dunno, urban dictionary it. i’ll add it tonight.
too slow, motherf-cker.
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